Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend. -Zenna Schaffer (and several other women)

Calories don’t count on Holidays! -Everyone

A million years ago man discovered fire and started cooking. Food connects us. It’s one of the few things that we can do that stimulates all five of the senses at the same time and it’s legal. -Unknown

I follow the Killer Whale theory of Management. You could never Intimidate a Killer Whale, but throw it a Fish, and it will do all kinds of Tricks. Feed your people Good Things: They will do Backflips for you. -Chef Jame

Peanut butter is the pâté of childhood. -Florence Fabricant

Do one thing and do it better than anyone. -Orville Redenbacher

I had a missed call. It’s probably the all you can eat buffet calling to say, Come back! We know you can eat just a little bit more. -Jarod Kintz